I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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