i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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