lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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