belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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