I skipped work to stalk him.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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