Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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