I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize