is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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