Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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