Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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