The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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