There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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