Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
did you just send me my own nude
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.