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• (+66): View more from Thailand

  She said her name was "party"

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.

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  u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u

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• (646): View more from New York

  The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?

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• (951): View more from California

  My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.

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