my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids