Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

my room smells like sperm. sweet.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now

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(518): View more from New York

she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.

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(360): View more from Washington

Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'

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(661): View more from California

I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???

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(719): View more from Colorado

I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;

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(646): View more from New York

Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids

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