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  There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?

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• (716): View more from New York

  It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.

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