My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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