so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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