Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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