Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so let's talk penis.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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