im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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