Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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