I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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