drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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