Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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