i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
two words: eviction party
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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