so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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