This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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