Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.