I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's shark week go big or go home
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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