Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important