Im at strip club and am horny
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
do herpes really smell.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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