Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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