Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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