508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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