I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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