i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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