So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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