I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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