If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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