Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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