She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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