I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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