i barfeds in our rink
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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