I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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