What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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