You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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