you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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