I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
