i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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