i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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