I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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