I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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