I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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