yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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