My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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