Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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