my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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