We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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