Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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