I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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